Submissive Jovian (25) escort Parnell

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Short Version:Not the girl in the picture. Charged an extra 50 pounds for owo, ( I was told this was included ). Terrible attitude. Woman on the phone lied about services. Expensive at 250 + 50 = 300 pounds for bad service & a bad attitude. The only good thing was her ass.Long Version:I did not have a good time. I called Aurum Escorts and asked for a girl that was a really good GFE, including kissing, woo and cim. She recommended Jovian because she was close to my Hotel. I took a taxi to her place. By the way; I am a 25 year old white guy, and I almost have a 6-pack now. I am not ugly or fat or hairy. Im totally normal looking and a nice guy.I paid 250 pounds up front. Took a quick shower then laid on the bed naked. She got naked and began rubbing her fake tits on me. She got a condom out and started blowing me. I said, "I don't want a condom for BJ" She said, "We must use condom, you might have chlamydia." Ok, nice way to make me loose my erection, tell me I have chlamydia... I said, "I asked for a girl who did owo and was gfe, the woman on the phone told me that was you, the website also says you do that." she said, "No, every girl puts that on her website and the woman on the phone always says we do that, but I do not do that unless you give me a tip."Now I am pissed, i tell her, "Thats false advertising; you, the woman on the phone, and the website are lying. I would not have come here if I knew you were not a gfe." She just looks at me and my flaccid cock, shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well what do you want from me" I said, "I want you to suck my cock with out the condom." She takes the condom off, gets some baby wipes, cleans off my cock (there might be sperm on there) and starts sucking, stops for a second and says, "Ok, you have to pay for the tip"WTF!! "How much for the tip" I ask. "Its 50 pounds more" and she keeps sucking... for a whole 30 seconds!!! then stops, gets up to get a second condom, come back over and puts the condom on telling me in her sexiest voice, she wants to fuck me. Like I didn't notice she only sucked me for 30 seconds... I think to myself; wow, 50 pounds, 30 seconds, crappy blow job.She puts the condom on, puts tons of lube on my cock and climbs on top. I feel her tits for like 5 seconds then try and kiss her. She closes her mouth all the way and presses her lips to mine for like 1 second, not moving her lips at all. This is not a kiss by the way. So I try to suck on her nipples, she says, "No, No, it tickles!" WTF! I can't suck on her tits!!! This tickle thing is a bull shit way to not have me touch her. She rides me for one min, then says we need to switch positions. Ok...So we do doggy and I like that because she has a nice ass and I don't have to see her stupid face. One min later she says we have to switch again. I say, "But I like this" and she says, "Its not all about you, my leg hurts from doggy!" What after 60 seconds What do you say to this So she flips over and I fuck her mish. Again after 60 seconds she wants to switch, she has me stand up and she gets in doggy on the edge of the bed (what happened to your hurt leg) this is nice too, but then again 60 seconds goes by and she goes back to mish at the edge of the bed with me standing up. But she is not close enough to the edge of the bed, so I try and have her come closer to the edge of the bed. She gets pissed and says, "I am not a sex machine! I am a woman! Respect me!" What the fuck I just stair at her blankly, what is she talking about Then she goes back to sticking her finger in her mouth and trying to look sexy. I am so confused I loose my erection again.I am not sure of the response I will get, but I ask her to lie on her stomach, she does it and I get behind her rubbing my cock on her pussy, she check to see if the condom is on there. I eventually get hard again, no thanks to her and i fuck her while staring at her ass, which is really nice. After 60 seconds she tries to switch again, I beg her to stay here, she stays where she is and checks again for the condom. I fuck her until I am close to cumming, she keeps checking for the condom while saying, "cum for me baby." I do cum after a while, no thanks to her really, more to her nice ass.While I am cumming, she grabs the base of my cock where the condom is, making sure it doesn't come off while I pull out. What am I, six years old She turns over and grabs her pussy and says, "Your cock is too big!" What Ok, my cock is completely normal by the way, its not big or small, just the normal national average in size. And she was not small either. I have had 80lbs asian girls with very tight pussies, I know what small is.She goes to her knees while I am still in a daze from cumming and sucks me with the condom on. It was nice, it lasted about 15 seconds, then she took the condom off and cleaned my cock. Then she wraps my cock in a tissue, she did it in such a way where I thought she was going to get tape and a bow out. I ask her "What is this" she says, "You might have sperm still in there." Haha, what the fuck, a prostitute that is scared of sperm...Its now 20 min into the one hour. I think we had "sex" for like 15 min. She offers me a massage, i decline, go to the bathroom, piss, shower, get dressed; all the while she talks about how smoking weed is good compared to heroin and other drugs... I smile and nod... trying to leave. On the way out she asks for her "tip" I give her 50 pounds and leave.I call the woman who recommend Jovian to me. I told her the experience was terrible. I told her she charged extra for owo, her attitude was really bad, and I will be putting a negative review of her and the agency on the internet. She goes on to blame me, saying in a thick eastern european accent, " O well you should have asked me for my recommendation! Almost all the girls that work for me just want money and are not good girls." Ok... what the fuck, I specially asked for the best gfe she had. She told me, "No, I would have recommended this other girl and this other girl...." She goes on to list completely different girls than she did the first time. Then she even tells me that, "The most expensive girls are usually not good girls, its the cheaper, younger girls that have better attitudes" Well thanks for telling me after I drop 300 pounds. cunt.Just avoid the agency and the girl. Find girls who have a lot of good reviews!

Nonskid

Classy girl, up for anything and truly cares. So happy to find her. She's such a gem! Beautiful with blonde hair, blue eyes.. as if she had come out of some fairy tale or smth like that. Top class services with passion and pleasure, there's nothing to worry about with her.

Fresnes

I saw Jovian late at night on short notice, it was a lot of first for me. Looks are true to the pictures and she's ready to please. It was a great experience, will repeat.